Witty Wise Sayings

 

Jesus Is The Password To Heaven

     Every time someone tried to enter heaven, they had to give a password to an angel at one of heaven's gates. The first man told the angel I've done many good works; I've given away millions of dollars to poor people and I never missed a church service. The angel said this is not the password and sent this man to hell. The next man told the angel, I've been a good catholic, I've been baptized, I never cheated anyone, and was kind to everyone. The angel said that's not the password and sent this man to hell. 

     Finally, a humble man told the angel, I'm just a filthy sinner whose sins were washed away by the blood of my Lord Jesus Christ. The angel replied open wide the gates of heaven and welcome this blessed saint home forever into heaven's peace. Remember friends everywhere it takes faith in the Lord Jesus to make it to heaven. Good works, baptism, and religion without Jesus send people to hell. Get saved right now and repent, stop sinning, confess Jesus to be your God, and believe the gospel that Jesus died for you on the cross, was buried, and rose again. Acts 4:12 tells us Neither is there salvation in any other; for there is none other name (Jesus) under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. Jesus said at John 14:6 I am the way, the truth, and the life; no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.  Trust in Jesus and go to heaven. Trust in anything else and go to hell.

A Story About A Minute And A Million Years

And A Penny And A Million Dollars

     A man went up to heaven and he asked God, Is this eternity? God said Yes. Then the man asked God, How do you look at a minute up here in heaven? God said We look at a minute as a million years and million years as a minute. Then the man said God how do you value money in heaven? God said a penny is like a million dollars and million dollars is like a penny. Then the man asked God, Can you loan me a penny? And God said In a minute. Remember Psalm 90:4 tells us what it's like in heaven; For a thousand years in thy sight (Lord Jesus) are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night. John Newton told us when he wrote the hymn Amazing Grace, When we've been there 10000 years bright shining as the sun, we've no less days to sing God's praise then when we first begun. 

One Of My Favorite DL Moody Quotes

This earth is all of hell a christian will ever see

This earth is all of heaven an unsaved man will ever see

Peter Ruckman's blessed summary for this quote

If a christian understood this quote, he wouldn't get discouraged

If an unsaved man understood this quote, he would get saved

One Of My Favorite Peter Ruckman Quotes

There is not one joy this world gives that it doesn't take back

     Remember the joys and pleasures of this world are temporary and disappear. Hebrews 11:25 tells us that the pleasure of sin lasts only for a season and eventually disappears. But according to Psalm 16:11 the pleasures with our Lord Jesus at the right hand of God are for evermore. After a very wealthy man died, someone asked his family, What did he leave behind? The family replied He left it all. This wealthy man couldn't take anything from this world with him after death. According to 1 Timothy 6:7 For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out. Therefore only what we do for Jesus in this life lasts forever. The lost sinners that get saved because of our testimonies for Jesus will forever rejoice with us in heaven in peace forevermore.

     Be encouraged; The Lord Jesus can give you joy and peace that will last forever. Jesus is no Indian giver. I encourage everyone to memorize this blessed scripture at 2 Thessalonians 3:16 promising eternal peace that says Now the Lord of peace (Jesus) Himself give you peace always by all means. The Lord be with you all. Just receive Jesus today and His eternal peace and rejoice that His blessed Word lasts forever. Psalm 119:89 promises For ever, O Lord,, thy Word is settled in heaven.  

One Of My Favorite Quotes From Henry David Thoreau

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things

which he can afford to let alone

In other words, Heed to this warning

The more things you own, the more things own you

        Remember 1 Timothy 6:6 tells us But godliness with contentment is great gain. And then 1 Timothy 6:8 tells us And having food and raiment (clothing) let us be therewith content. Our wealth doesn't lie in the number of things we own but in the number of things we can ignore because Jesus and the Word of God is our source of peace. Dr. Ruckman said that you are a rich man when you can walk through Walmart, Target, Meijer, and Kroger saying Thank God I don't need that or that or that or that. 

     Jesus told us at Luke 12:15 Take heed, and beware of covetousness; for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth. Remember what happened to the rich fool who said since I have much goods laid up for many years, I can take thine ease, eat, drink, and be merry. God told this man at Luke 12:20 Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee; then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided? 

One Of My Favorite Quotes From The Bible

Proverbs 11:30

The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life

and he that winneth souls is wise

     The wisest man Solomon told us that we are wise if we win souls. And according to Proverbs 3 when we are wise and win souls for Jesus, we receive riches and honor, length of days, and pleasantness with peace. You might ask why is a person wise that wins souls to Jesus? It's because they have invested in something that is permanent. When a person's car, job, house, family, money, and health are gone, any soul they won to our Lord Jesus will always be around in glory thanking them forevermore. The value of winning one lost soul to Jesus is worth more than owning everything on this earth. This is proven by Mark 8:36 that says For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? 

A Humorous Story About A Man Who Married An Opera Singer

A man married a famous opera singer because he loved her voice

But the morning after the honeymoon when he saw the

false teeth, false eyelashes, and the wig

He told his bride

For goodness sake honey, sing something quick

What's The Difference Between A Dog And A Cat

A dog thinks when it sees a man

Oh good there's a god I can worship

But a cat thinks when it sees a man

Oh good there's someone who can worship me

A Wise Poem

Babies haven't any hair

Old men's heads are just as bare

From the cradle to the grave

Lies a haircut and a shave

One Of My Favorite Quotes From CT Studd

Only one life; twill soon be past

Only what's done for Christ will last

     CT Studd is one of my heroes; CT Studd was a millionaire that gave away all his money to George Muller to help orphans and DL Moody to help him win souls to Jesus. After CT Studd gave away all his money, he went to India and Africa to be a missionary for Jesus at the age of 50. I always remember his quote Some want to live within the sound of church or chapel bell but I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. And CT Studd said to replace the Exit sign in your church with the phrase You Are Now Entering The Mission Field. 

     According to CT Studd, only the treasures we've laid up in heaven will last forevermore. Matthew 6:20 says But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt and where thieves do not break through nor steal. And Jesus said to have treasure in heaven give to the poor at Mark 10:21; One thing thou lackest go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast and give to the poor and thou shalt have treasure in heaven and come take up the cross and follow me. 

     And Brother Bob gives everyone this warning; Remember everything done without Jesus will eventually go up in smoke. This is stated at 2 Peter 3:10 that says But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise and the elements shall melt with fervent heat; the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

One Of My Favorite Quotes From Bob Jones Sr.

Simplicity Is Truth's Most Becoming Garb (Clothing)

     The best way to present Jesus and the truth is simply without any complicated fleshly wisdom. The devil's job is to have people forget the simplicity of Jesus and concentrate on insignificant trivial matters. For example today everyone including many christians talk all day long about vaccines and forget our Lord Jesus. Instead of trusting in the blood of Jesus to protect them from any harm, they trust in a vaccine. I pray in Jesus name that christians will not forget that only Jesus can protect them from any harm or threat in this world. Every day ask the angels to bind satan around you and send him to the pit of hell. Then ask the angels to cover your home, life, and everywhere you go in the blood of Jesus. And let the devil know that when anything that is evil sees the blood of Jesus over our lives, the evil must pass over me. 

     The bible tells us not to allow the devil to distract us from the simplicity that is in Jesus Christ. 2 Corinthians 11:3 says But I fear lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ. And Brother Bob like Paul tells everyone 2 Corinthians 1:12 For our rejoicing is this, the testimony of our conscience, that in simplicity and godly sincerity, not with fleshly wisdom, but by the grace of God, we have had our conversation in the world, and more abundantly to you-ward.

Blessed Quote About Godly Simplicity From Dr. Peter Ruckman

If it's right, do it

If it's wrong, quit it

And

If you have to have a complicated explanation for your sins

with a bunch of alibis and excuses

90% of the time it's crooked

     I pray in Jesus name that these witty wise sayings bless multitudes all over this earth with great peace and joy. Remember only what we do for Jesus lasts. Feel free to email Brother Bob anytime at rz9tlm@gmail.com or write to Brother Bob Malkin, 2233 Pinetree Lane, Apt. N., Reynoldsburg, Ohio 43068. (614) 60-7133. Till we all meet again to lift up our Lord Jesus, everyone have a blessed day in Jesus name.