Revelations From The Word Of God

     For our first revelation today let's all say Micah 7:18: Who is a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of His heritage? He retaineth not His anger for ever, because He delighteth in mercy. He will turn again, He will have compassion upon us; He will subdue our iniquities; and thou wilt cast all their sins into the depths of the sea.

     Now why did Jesus cast all our sins into the depths of the sea and not on the backside of the moon pictured above? Jesus placed all our sins into the depths of the sea because Jesus knew that some bird would build a flying contraption pictured above and discover the backside of the moon. But man has yet to discover the lowest depths of the sea where our sins are located. Friends everywhere, rejoice because Jesus knew to place our sins into the depths of the sea where they could not be found by any man or remembered any more.

     Right now get saved, repent, decide to stop sinning, confess that Jesus is God, and believe the gospel that Jesus died on the cross for you, was buried, and rose again. Jesus promises saved saints at Hebrews 10:17 And their sins and iniquities will I remember no more. What a blessing to know that the blood of our Lord Jesus will remove our sins forevermore. Revelation 1:5 says And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto Him (Jesus) that loved us, and washed us from our sins in His own blood. If the devil ever makes you feel guilty for your past sins, say I am crucified with Jesus Christ and the blood of Jesus has removed my sins and guilt forevermore. Tell the devil I don't live here anymore; Jesus lives in me and my temple is occupied no vacancy devil and the blood of Jesus has removed my sins forevermore.

     OK, notice in the picture above that when America sends a person to the moon, we call that person an astronaut. When Russia sends a person to the moon, we call that person a cosmonaut. But Brother Bob says I don't want to be an astronaut or a cosmonaut, I want to be a was not like my hero Enoch. Hebrews 11:5 says By faith Enoch was translated that he should not see death; and WAS NOT found, because God had translated him: for before his translation he had this testimony, that he pleased God. Let's all please Jesus like Enoch and become was nots on this earth where we soon will be caught up to be with Jesus in the clouds.

      Next notice that before the news reporter David Brinkley stated in 1969 that astronauts on the moon confirmed that the earth was round and circular, the prophet Isaiah in the Word of God said that the earth was round and circular. Isaiah 40:22 says It is He (the Lord Jesus pictured above) that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in. The Word of God declared that the earth was round and a circle thousands of years before Christopher Columbus or any astronaut discovered that the earth was round and a circle. 

     Man has incorrectly stated in the revised standard version of the bible at Isaiah 7:14 that a young woman instead of a virgin shall bring forth a son named Immanuel. The King James version of the bible correctly states at Isaiah 7:14 Therefore the Lord Himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin (not a young woman) shall conceive, and bear a son (Jesus), and shall call His name Immanuel (God). The King James version of the bible correctly states at Matthew 1:23 Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.  Isaiah said that Jesus is Immanuel God before Jesus was born a baby on this earth. Matthew 1:23 said that baby Jesus is Emmanuel God with us because Jesus is God manifest in the flesh on this earth (1 Timothy 3:16). 

     People that defend the revised standard version of the bible say that Jesus is not God and just a great man and teacher born from an earthly father and young woman named Mary. They say that it is a biological impossibility for Jesus to not have both an earthly father and mother. But, Brother Bob says you tell that so called smart educated doubter that Jesus is the Son of God born of a virgin. Explain to him that Adam thousands of years before Jesus had no earthly father and mother. So Jesus could have a virgin mother and no earthly father because God is His Father. We have a lot of doubters and pouters, but few people are happy shouters like Brother Bob.

     OK, time for our third revelation today stated at Isaiah 9:6 about Jesus; For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon His shoulder: and His name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. Isaiah proclaimed that the Son Jesus is The mighty God and The everlasting Father. Hebrews 1:8 also proclaims that the Son Jesus is God: But unto the Son (Jesus) He (The Father) saith, Thy throne, O God (The Father called Jesus God), is for ever and ever: a sceptre of righteousness is the sceptre of thy kingdom. When people ask Brother Bob if they should go to a psychiatrist for help, Brother Bob tells them to go to the Wonderful Counsellor named Jesus declared by the prophet Isaiah who will solve all your problems. 

     The other day I heard about a man that went to a psychiatrist and said doctor I think I'm a dog. The psychiatrist said How long has this been going on? The man said ever since I was a puppy. Then another man went to a psychiatrist and said doctor I think I'm a goat. The psychiatrist said how long has this been going on? The man said ever since I was a kid. Finally another man went to a psychiatrist and said doctor my brother thinks he's a chicken. Can you help him? The psychiatrist said tell him he's not a chicken. The man replied I can't; I need the eggs.

     People might say Brother Bob you shouldn't tell jokes on your website. Brother Bob responds by quoting Matthew 6:16 Be not as the hypocrites of a sad countenance. Proverbs 17:22 says A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

 

     OK, for our fourth revelation today, we will learn that everything in the creation is groaning and waiting for Jesus to return and take us to heaven. Romans 8:22 says For we know that the  whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now. And not only they, but ourselves, also, which have the firstfruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, waiting for the adoption, to wit, the redemption of our body.

     All the animals in nature are groaning for Jesus and saying He's a coming. When a rooster crows, he says He's a coming. When a goose honks, he says He's a coming. When a mule hee haws, he says He's a coming. When crickets rub their legs together, they say He's a coming. And when crows caw, they say He's a coming. Isaiah 55:12 says For ye shall go out with joy, and be led forth with peace: the mountains and the hills shall break forth before you into singing, and all the trees of the field shall clap their hands. The birds are singing praises to Jesus in the mountains and the hills (birds have bills but they keep on singing); the branches on the trees of the field are clapping their hands while they praise our Lord Jesus. 

     Pictured above we see why crows are not harmed by cars on the highway. I've never seen a dead crow on a highway. Whenever a crow sees a car coming on the highway from a telephone pole, that crow signals to all the crows in the area saying CAR, CAR, CAR.

     For our final revelation let's see what happened to Jonah after he walked away from the whale on a beach pictured above. If Jonah met his friend on the beach and that friend said Hey Jonah we're having broiled fish tonight for dinner; come by and eat with us. I could see Jonah say phew, no way, you can keep your fish.

     Three fellas in the bible had their appetites changed after life changing experiences. After the whale ride, Jonah didn't want any more fish. After the rooster crowed, Peter didn't want any more chicken. And after the prodigal son got out of the hog pen, he didn't want any more pork chops.

     A policeman stopped a preacher who had a bottle of wine on the back seat of his car. The preacher told the cop, officer that's only water on the back seat. After the cop tasted the wine, the cop said phew, that ain't water, that's wine. The preacher replied Praise the Lord He done did it again. God turned the water into wine.

Below are some of Brother Bob's favorite jokes to make you smile.

Jesus bless you all.

     What did the football coach say to the vending machine? Give me my quarterback. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? She's a Roamin' Catholic. Why did the chicken only cross halfway across the road? She wanted to lay it on the line. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left him off at school? Bison. Why did the snail paint an S on his race car? So when he drove by anyone, they could say Hey look at the S car go (escargot).

     I pray in Jesus name that this bible study blesses multitudes everywhere with great joy, peace, and strength. Feel free to email Brother Bob anytime at rz9tlm@gmail.com or write to Brother Bob Malkin, 2233 Pinetree Lane, Apt. N., Reynoldsburg, Ohio 43068. (614) 604-7133. till we all meet again soon to lift up our Lord Jesus, everyone have a blessed day in Jesus name.