Enjoy The Blessed Church Signs
I Pray In Jesus Name That They Bless You And Make You Smile
Jesus Bless Everyone With Joy And Peace That See These Church Signs
1) CH RCH
What's Missing
UR
2) How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
3) How will you spend eternity?
Smoking or Non Smoking
4) Here's a scripture for the baby nursery
1 Corinthians 15:51
Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep
but we shall al be changed
5) Prayer is the original wireless connection
6) What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
She's a Roam'n Catholic
7) Seven days without prayer makes one weak
8) God is rich because He saves
9) Lost? Try GPS (God's Plan of Salvation or God's Perfect Son)
10) Social distancing does not apply to God; Draw near to Him
11) The best vitamin for a christian is B1
12) Catch up with Jesus; Lettuce praise Him and relish Him
Cuz He loves me from my head to-ma-toes
13) Choose the bread of life or you're toast
14) Don't give up; Moses was once a basket case and so was Paul
15) Sinners wanted; Apply within
16) Tweet others as you want to be tweeted
17) Inflation hasn't affected the price of salvation
18) Sin is like a credit card; Enjoy it now but pay for it later
19) Be thankful you don't get what you deserve; Happy Thanksgiving
20) Heaven has immigration laws; Hell has open borders
21) Prevent truth decay; Brush up on your bible
22) How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it
23) Life has no remote; Get up and change it yourself
24) If God is your copilot, change seats
25) Forecast: God reigns, The Son shines
26) Walmart isn't the only saving place
27) Looking for a lifeguard? Ours walks on water
28) The way to heaven; Turn right and go straight
29) A long time ago in a Galilee far far away
WHAT GOD IS LIKE
God is like United Airlines
He rules the friendly skies
God is like Hallmark Cards
He cared enough to send the very best
God is like Alka Seltzer
Try Him you'll like Him
God is like Bayer Aspirin
He takes the pain away
God is like Tide Laundry Detergent
He gets the stain out that others leave behind
God is like Kellogg's Frosted Flakes
He's Grrrrrrrrreat
Why did the chicken only cross halfway over the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line
Read A Blessed Story Below About How A Blind Boy's Sight Was Restored
I Guarantee That This Story Will Have You Praising Our Lord Jesus
A boy born blind had parents that paid thousands of dollars to a doctor to heal their boy from being blind. After the doctor did surgery on the blind boy, he placed 32 thick bandages over the blind boy's eyes. The doctor told the parents to take off one bandage a day for 32 days. If they took off all the bandages at once, it would be too much light for the boy to handle.
Every day for 32 days the parents took off a bandage. Every day the boy said mama am I going to be alright? Am I going to be able to see again? Mama replied I hope so. Finally it got down to that last bandage on a beautiful day. Mama took the boy outside to the backyard where the sun was shining with beautiful birds and flowers.
Real gently Mama pulled off that last bandage. The boy rejoiced saying Mama Mama I can see. It's so wonderful. Is this heaven? Mama replied no honey this isn't heaven, it's our backyard. The boy said everything is so beautiful (the birds, the trees, and the flowers). Then the boy said Mama I love seeing you and and the beauty of nature, but please show me the man that opened my eyes. And when Mama showed the boy the doctor that healed his eyes, the boy thanked this doctor and told him how happy he was.
One day soon like this little boy, saved christians everywhere will see all the glory of heaven (a street of pure gold transparent glass in a city of pure gold clear glass, beautiful precious gemstones in the city's foundation that create a rainbow encircling the heavenly city, gates of pearls, mansions for every saved person, and the tree of life). And like this little boy, every saved christian will say somebody please show me the man that opened my eyes to see this glorious heaven. And they will all look at the Lord Jesus and praise the Lord Jesus for ever and ever.
Get Saved With Jesus And The Hope Of Eternal Peace In Heaven
Get Saved, Repent, Decide To Stop Sinning,
Confess That Jesus Is God, And Believe The Gospel
That Jesus Died On The Cross For You, Was Buried, And Rose Again
I pray in Jesus name that this bible study blesses multitudes everywhere with great joy, peace, and strength. Feel free to email Brother Bob anytime at rz9tlm@gmail.com or write to Brother Bob Malkin, 2233 Pinetree Lane, Apt. N., Reynoldsburg, Ohio 43068. (614) 746-7071. Till we all meet again soon to lift up our Lord Jesus, everyone have a blessed day in Jesus name.
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