Saturday, March 18, 2023

Trust Only Jesus And Enjoy The Church Signs

 

World Views Reflected In A Pit
After A Man Fell Into A Pit
Only Jesus Could Get Him Out Of The Pit
Notice Below How No Person Could Save This Man
Remember Trust Only Jesus To Save You From Your Troubles

     1) A subjective person came along and said I feel for you down there.
2) An objective person said well its logical that someone would fall down there.
3) A christian scientist said you just think you're in a pit.
4) A Pharisee said only bad people fall into pits. 
5) A mathematician calculated how he lost his step and fell into the pit.
6) A news reporter wanted an exclusive story on the pit.
7) A fundamentalist said you deserve to be in the pit.
8) A Calvinist said if you were the elect you would have never been in that pit.
9) A Buddhist meditator said just keep confessing that you're not in a pit. 
10) A realist said now that's a pit.
11) A geologist told him to appreciate the rock strata in his pit. 
12) An IRS agent asked if he was paying taxes on his pit. 
13) A county inspector asked if he had a permit to dig the pit. 
14) An evasive person came along and avoided the subject altogether. 
15) A self pitying person said You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit. 
16) An optimist said things could be worse. 
17) A pessimist said things will get worse. 

Then Jesus Christ came along and got down in the pit with the man
and said let me help you out of the pit. 
Jesus carried this man out of the pit on His shoulders
like a lost sheep to safety.

Remember Jesus Christ is the only one who can get you out of your pit.
Get saved; Repent, decide to stop sinning; Confess that Jesus is God and
believe the gospel that Jesus died for you on the cross, was buried, and rose again.

     Jesus said at Luke 15:4-7 What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it? And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing. And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and neighbours, saying unto them, Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost. I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance. 


Read A Blessed Story Below About How A Blind Boy's Sight Was Restored
I Guarantee That This Story Will Have You Praising Our Lord Jesus

     A boy born blind had parents that paid thousands of dollars to a doctor to heal their boy from being blind. After the doctor did surgery on the blind boy, he placed 32 thick bandages over the blind boy's eyes. The doctor told the parents to take off one bandage a day for 32 days. If they took off all the bandages at once, it would be too much light for the boy to handle. 

     Every day for 32 days the parents took off a bandage. Every day the boy said mama am I going to be alright? Am I going to be able to see again? Mama replied I hope so. Finally it got down to that last bandage on a beautiful day. Mama took the boy outside to the backyard where the sun was shining with beautiful birds and flowers. 

     Real gently Mama pulled off that last bandage. The boy rejoiced saying Mama Mama I can see; It's so wonderful; Is this heaven? Mama replied no honey this isn't heaven, it's our backyard. The boy said everything is so beautiful (the birds, the trees, and the flowers). Then the boy said Mama I love seeing you and and the beauty of nature, but please show me the man that opened my eyes. And when Mama showed the boy the doctor that healed his eyes, the boy thanked this doctor and told him how happy he was. 

     One day soon like this little boy, saved christians everywhere will see all the glory of heaven (a street of pure gold transparent glass in a city of pure gold clear glass, beautiful precious gemstones in the city's foundation that create a rainbow encircling the heavenly city, gates of pearls, mansions for each saved person, and the tree of life). And like this little boy, every saved christian will say somebody please show me the man that opened my eyes to see this glorious heaven. And they will all look on Jesus and praise Jesus forever and ever. 

Enjoy The Church Signs Below
I Pray In Jesus Name That They Bless You And Make You Smile
Jesus Bless Everyone With Joy And Peace That See These Church Signs



1) CH RCH
What's Missing 
UR
2) How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
3) How will you spend eternity?
Smoking or Non Smoking
4) Here's a scripture for the baby nursery
1 Corinthians 15:51 
Behold I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep 
but we shall al be changed
5) Prayer is the original wireless connection



6) What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
She's a Roam'n Catholic
7) Seven days without prayer makes one weak
8) God is rich because He saves
9) Lost? Try GPS (God's Plan of Salvation or God's Perfect Son)
10) Social distancing does not apply to God; Draw near to Him



11) The best vitamin for a christian is B1
12) Catch up with Jesus; Lettuce praise Him and relish Him
Cuz He loves me from my head to-ma-toes
13) Choose the bread of life or you're toast
14) God is like Tide laundry detergent; He gets the stain out that others leave behind
15) Don't give up; Moses was once a basket case and so was Paul



16) Sinners wanted; Apply within
17) Tweet others as you want to be tweeted
18) Inflation hasn't affected the price of salvation
19) Sin is like a credit card; Enjoy it now but pay for it later
20) Be thankful you don't get what you deserve; Happy Thanksgiving



21) Prevent truth decay; Brush up on your bible
22) God expects spiritual fruit; Not religious nuts
23) How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it
24) Life has no remote; Get up and change it yourself
25) If God is your copilot, change seats
26) Forecast: God reigns, The Son shines
27) Walmart isn't the only saving place
28) Looking for a lifeguard? Ours walks on water
29) The way to heaven; Turn right and go straight
30) A long time ago in a Galilee far far away

Why did the chicken only cross halfway over the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line

     I pray in Jesus name that this little bible study blessed you today with great joy, peace, and strength. Feel free to email Brother Bob anytime at rz9tlm@gmail.com or write to Brother Bob Malkin, 2233 Pinetree Lane, Apt. N., Reynoldsburg, Ohio 43068. (614) 604-7133. Till we all meet again soon to lift up our Lord Jesus, everyone have a blessed day in Jesus name. 

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